- T.O.G.'s Complex -

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

No one is listening until you fart.

Never test the depth of water with both feet.

It may be your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.

It’s far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize
them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Don’t squat with your spurs on.

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The quickest to double your money is to fold it in half and put in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are to theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is something you don’t get until after you need it.