- The P.T. Complex -

If you’re a minority, then you’re a part of the majority of minorities.

Nipple hair lovely.

If you hate haters, you hate yourself.

If you’re alone, you’re with stupid.

This used to be empty space.

If stress causes acne, then relive stress by wiping a girl’s panties on your face.

I speak my mind and my mind is saying: “I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD!”

Pink is sexier on me.

I’m in touch with my sexuality.

Who am I?

Who are you?

Messy hair!

Boost your self-esteem everyday by looking at the mirror and telling yourself that you look fine.

If you want to be listened to, tell someone to shut up even when they’re not talking. Then say thanks.

We sleep. We wake. Death has no dominion.

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense and the past perfect.

Wrong is wrong is wrong.

Life is a gas. Until someone lights a match.

Don’t eat yellow snow.

A successful relationship is two people with an acceptable list of flaws.

Health nuts are going to die of nothing!

Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move bodies.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system.

Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Friday, February 13, 2004