- Pablo Espanol & Friends -

Reuben: Yo Daddy!
What! You’re Face!
Big Dirty!

Paolo: Slapondaface
Doodoohead

Julie: Booger!
Pumperknickel
Bubbly Butt
Snotface!

Paolo: Kristin Kreuk!
Charisma Carpenter!
Margo Harshman!
Mandy Moore!
Lindsay Lohan!
Kirsten Dunst!

Paolo: You are like a summer’s day. ‘Cause you’re freakin’ HOT!

Kat: Clark, you’re scaring me, what’s going on?

Carlos: Ya’ll some fuckin’ bitches!

Paolo: Sim’s aaaass.

Julie and Sim went into the locker rooms to change clothes.
They took ten minutes, and came out sweaty and out of breath.

Julie works out naked.
In a glass house.

Paolo: Booty!

Nichole: Hip – O!

Julie hates me so much that she loves me.

Chris: Lucky it didn’t hurt!

Reuben: Where’s my RX-8?!

Carlos: Where’s my Viper?!

Paolo: Gay-lesbian!

SHUTTUP!

Lisa: Mr. Hsu showed me his snake. It was THIS BIG!

Jan: Bubble Wrap!

deLaby: Punk kids from PV.

Mike: Nooo!
What the!?
UHMM!

Tig-O-Bitis

Kat: Paolo is such a woman!
Paolo: I know! If only I had a vagina!

Paolo: Rawr-rawr-rawr-rawr-rawr!

Olga: ah-ah-ah
My turn! My turn!

Michelle: Jaguars!
Paolo: Tigers!
Olga: Pumas!
Carlos: Cheetahs!

Michelle: I would if I could but I can’t so I won’t.
Hm… interesting.

WOBKLOG!

Julie: Chicken?!
Chicken Stew!
Don’t litter! Pick it up!

Paolo: I like unusual things.
I think about weird things.
I am strange.
I think all the time.
I think too much.

5 Things that Sound Dirty but Aren’t
Uranus
Cocktail
Poo-Poo Platter
CumquatMasticate

Carlos: Sexy, Hot, Punk Friends.
Bombest White Bitches Playing Soccer.

Denise: I have noiea